can we get Lilith trying to impress Zelda/be seductive by whispering to her in French, but she’s just spouting random phrases she knows like may I go to the bathroom and where is the metro station and Zelda just watches her in amusement before replying in rapid, fluid French
“marry me” i whisper to the actress who plays my favourite character that definitely has 15 years on me, is married and has three children and lives on the other side of the planet
You know what I don’t get? When fanfic authors apologize for long chapters. It’s like? You gave me bonus content, for free, and you’re sorry about it? Bruh. I have already named my firstborn after you. Dude.
You know what else I don’t get? When they apologize for short updates. It’s like: look at these new words I gave you! Sorry I didn’t give you even more free words. Bro, that’s at least two words that I did not have yesterday. For free. Dude. Thank you.
And another thing: when people drop out of nowhere with a surprise update and then apologize for it taking a while. Like, dude, I wasn’t expecting anything, and you gave me words. I thought this fic was abandoned, but wait: there’s more. You just popped in and reminded me that this is a Good Fic that I should probably reread. You made my goshdarn day.
Basically fanfic writers are under no obligation to publish anything so when they do update it’s always a net positive because the story is longer now, and I have something to read, so thank you so much to everyone who writes fic at whatever pace or quantity they want.
This is wholesome and I need to hear this all the time. You’re sweet and kind, op, and i am happy you tell us such nice things!
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